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Demotivational Poster: Star Boars

Later they meet up with Ham Solo and Chewbaccon.

May 11, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Science Fiction, Star Wars | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Demotivational Poster: Boredom

So, anything exciting happening on your end?  No?  Nothing happening here either…  Noise in the background?  oh that’s just the emperor’s minions trying to blow my head off.  Yeah same-0 same-o.

March 3, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Star Wars | , , , , | Leave a comment

Fake Movie: The Phantom Menace of the Opera

More Photoshop creativity:

February 24, 2011 Posted by | Fluff/Inspiration, Movies, Photoshop Creativity, Star Wars | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Bounty Hunter

Oh come on.  The joke wasn’t THAT bad.

February 23, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Star Wars | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Demotivational Poster: Jabba the Hutt

Live Band and dancing girls on Friday.  Bounty Hunter executions on Saturday.

February 22, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Photoshop Creativity, Star Wars | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Conversations

 

Unfortunately, the vast majority of us don’t have blasters to end them.

February 17, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Movies, Star Wars | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Valentine’s Day

 

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!

February 14, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Star Wars | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Communication

But by the same token… Chewbacca did understand made the effort to understand Han as well.

February 11, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Science Fiction, Star Wars | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Demotivational Poster: Jar Jar

 

How I would have ended Revenge of the Sith?

Jar-Jar: Annie meesa so sorry to hear Padme issa dead.

*lightsaber crackles to life*

Jar-Jar: No Annie meesa no wanna die

*light saber swoosh* *sound of two Jar-Jar halves hitting the floor

December 2, 2010 Posted by | Demotivational Posters | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Part 2 of 3

No matter how well the heroes did in part one.  EVERYTHING will hit the fan in part two.  Accept it, embrace it, deal with it.

November 27, 2010 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , | Leave a comment