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Goober’s Words of Wisdom 2-22-09

Pastor’s sermon Was about the healing of the blind man at Bethsaida, Mark 8:22-26owe_logo_splash.  Pastor made special mention of the fact that in Hebrew Bethsaida means “House of Bread”.  Goober and Ricky assumed that Pastor was going to be opening a grocery store that catered to blind people.

Goober got milk, cereal, and bread.  Ricky got blindfolded and his brother Micky got to play guide.  Goober tried to convince Pastor Gary that Jesus wanted us to open grocery stores for the blind.

After Pastor Gary explained the nature of the miracle, Jesus spitting in the dirt and smearing mud on the blind man’s eyes, Goober got excited.  Was Jesus advocating playing in the mud?  Did Grandma lie when she advocated cleanliness was next to Godliness?

Pastor assured Goober that it was still important to bathe.  goober Goober agreed to go listen to the sermon.

February 22, 2009 Posted by | Connection Ministries, Goober's Place (One Way Express) | , , , | Leave a comment