30 D30 30 Charts & Tables that make the most of your biggest Die

Yes I’ve been away from this blog for a while. I do plan on making a return. But I’ve been busy with my home-based business, Alien Graphics.

I’ve also been writing. My new book is available from RPGNow.com 30 D30: 30 Charts & Tables that make the most of your biggest Die http://www.rpgnow.com/product/102089.  It’s only $5.

Inside you’ll find every D30 chart ever published on this blog as well as several new ones.

Such as:

30 Dreams & Nightmares

1. You are trapped in a maze of cardboard boxes that you cannot escape from (This actually happened to a PC in the Quest for the Staff of Genesis) Gerrit Nibbelink reminded me.
2. You are fighting a dragon in your underwear
3. Your mother-in-law has joined the party
4. There’s no more beer
5. You found the treasure trove but cannot get inside
6. Your armor vanishes in the midst of battle
7. There is a cat on you at all times and is constantly wanting your attention
8. Seven beauties of the opposite gender have been bathing you
9. You cannot get out of the tavern
10. Your sword begins to sing in battle
11. Lemmings have decided to follow you everywhere
12. Knights with outrageous French accents taunt you at every turn
13. Your mounts have been replaced by coconuts
14. Your quest is to find a shrubbery
15. The party has been hired to protect Princess Lowhan
16. Bowser has decided to become your friend
17. You are now required to say “It’s Morphin’ Time” to get your weapons to work
18. Your dreams are so life-like that you cannot tell the difference between wake and sleep
19. Jabba has put a bounty on you
20. The knight in black armor with asthma claims to be your father
21. The princess you just kissed is really your sister
22. Cats think you are a scratching post
23. Your aftershave is really a dragon aphrodisiac
24. You are on planet full of talking apes
25. One of your followers gets lost and turns into an evil version of themselves (Jolly Blackburn)
26. The tavern runs out of ale
27. The party is forced to live in a yellow submersible
28. In the light of a full moon you turn skeletal
29. You’ve defeated the dragon only to discover his treasure had been repossessed
30. The Learning Channel has decided to follow your party for a documentary.

Here’s the Complete table of contents:

Saints for Your Cleric to Invoke.
30 Clichés Turned Into Magical Items.
Curses to Place on Your Magical Items.
The Infinity Rings.
Reasons for the Party to Actually Enter the Dungeon.
Random Treasure?
Random Monster Encounter.
You Found What at the Side of the Road?
Weather Generator.
Musical Acts in the Tavern.
Reasons Why Your Technology Failed.
Random City Encounters.
Names of Ships.
Single Use Items for a Magic User.
Where Have You Been?
Fear Toxins Sprayed on the PC by a Vengeful Wizard.
Drinks Being Served at the Bar.
Entrée’s Being Served at the Cantina/Restaurant.
Side Effects of Failed Spells from the Nearby School of Magic.
Random Things for the NPC to Say, When the PC Continues Questioning Beyond Your Notes.
Evocative Smells.
Scholarships/Schools of Training at the Local University.
What Manner of Roadkill is That?
Dreams and Nightmares.
Insults Hurled at the PCs by NPCs.
Famous Artisans and the Most Famous of Their Works.
Epic Bardic Poems.
Famous Weaponsmiths/Armorers and the Weapon/Armor That Made Them Famous.
Random Pies Cooling at a Campsite/Window.
Notices Hung at the Village Gathering Spot.
Goblin Phonetics.

15 things you may or may not know about Star Trek

from Fork Party‘

Did something get missed?  Add yours below.

Demotivational Poster: Faith

Never mess around with a Lawful/Evil Cleric

Demotivational Poster: Sith Army Knife

There comes a point when the GM looks at his players and quietly shakes his head.

Demotivational Poster: Originality

GMs take note. It is perfectly logical for the crew from Mystery Inc., The A-Team, and the Three Stooges to show up in your campaign

Demotivational Poster: Trek Wars

Mash-ups do not always equal cool, but in this instance? Vader and Kahn vs. Kirk and Luke Skywalker? I want in on this game.

Demotivational Poster: Never tell me the odds

Especially when my dice are rolling hot.

Demotivational Poster: Hindsight

Every game has a “What the…?” moment when the players realize they’ve been had.

Demotivational Poster: Indentity Theft

What would you do if a gorilla who knew how to write suddenly claimed to be the leader of your party?

Demotivational Poster: Vulcan Humor

Ever once in awhile do something completely unexpected and out of character. It’ll confuse the heck out of everyone.