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Demotivational Poster: Rules


I’ve got a gun and a badge. My lights are on and my siren’s a blarin’. Nobody’s gonna tell me what to do.

January 13, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , | 3 Comments

Demotivational Poster: Riding Mower


…and we wonder why our children don’t seem to get any exercise.

January 12, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: American Fast Food


“American Fast Food” by Randy Stonehill (c)1983

American fast food, what a stupid way to die
American fast food, order me the jumbo fries
Oh, oh, it’s easy
It’s so easy and it’s trouble free
It’s quick and disposable, just like me
If I don’t stop eating this greasy American fast food

Well, we’re undernourished, but we’re overfed
And we’re munching on the burger with the white bread
And we’re sucking up the sugar in a milkshake
Till we slip into depression with a big headache
And our arteries are crying out, “give us a break”

American fast food, what a stupid way to die
American fast food, you kiss your old age goodbye
Oh, oh, it’s easy
It’s so easy and it’s trouble free
It’s quick and disposable, just like me
If I don’t stop eating this greasy American fast food

You won’t have to embalm me when my life is through
There are so many preservatives in what I eat
The job’s being done right now for you

“Can I take you order, please?”
“A cheeseburger, fries, and a big chocolate malted”

It’s prefab junk at an exorbitant price
And it’s bound to make you nauseous if you look at it twice
But they’re selling you by telling you it’s food that’s fun
When it tastes like cardboard It chews like sponge
’cause it’s really only garbage on a sesame bun

American fast food, what a stupid way to die
American fast food, order me the chili-size
Oh, oh, it’s easy
It’s so easy and it’s trouble free
It’s quick and disposable, just like me
If I don’t stop eating this greasy American
I don’t stop eating this greasy American fast food

January 11, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: 42 (The Meaning of Life)


…and I’m a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is located.

January 10, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: American Retailers


The economy is REALLY bad, we must keep him in here until we have emptied his wallet.

January 9, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Where’s Wall-E


How big a geek does it make me that I’ve identified at least 75% of the robots in this picture?

January 6, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Movies, Star Trek, Star Wars | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Demotivational Poster: Superhero

I’m not having an identity crisis. Why do you ask?

January 5, 2012 Posted by | Comic Books, DC, Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Marvel | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Smartphones


Though it does become self-aware.

January 4, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Star Trek | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Principles


The question is how many of us actually do stand for our principles and how many of us only say that we do?

January 3, 2012 Posted by | Comic Books, Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Marvel | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Ping Pong


Apparently because most other sports were deemed to violent in the 21st century.

January 2, 2012 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Star Trek | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment