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Demotivational Poster: Merry Christmas


I know today is December 26. Christmas was yesterday. However I wanted to take the time to remind everyone of the true reason for the season. The baby did not stay in the manger.

December 26, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , | Leave a comment

Merry Christmas!


Merry Christmas from the Vulcan Stev family.

December 25, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters | , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Silent Night?


I’ve never understood why it was a silent night. In the words of my alter-ego, Goober…

Noisy Night, Noisy night,
Sing dis song wif all your might,
Staring at the baby dere,
Wond’ring why him has no hair.
Cows and sheeps make noise,
So-o do baby boys

*to the tune of Silent Night

December 23, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Goober's Place (One Way Express) | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Santa Cows


They Moo when you are sleeping,
Give milk when you’re awake,
Chew cud if you’ve been bad or good,
So eat chikin for goodness sake.

December 22, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , | Leave a comment