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Demotivational Poster: Silent Night?


I’ve never understood why it was a silent night. In the words of my alter-ego, Goober…

Noisy Night, Noisy night,
Sing dis song wif all your might,
Staring at the baby dere,
Wond’ring why him has no hair.
Cows and sheeps make noise,
So-o do baby boys

*to the tune of Silent Night

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December 23, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Goober's Place (One Way Express) | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Santa Cows


They Moo when you are sleeping,
Give milk when you’re awake,
Chew cud if you’ve been bad or good,
So eat chikin for goodness sake.

December 22, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Joyeux Noel


Why is it a Christmas Keyboard?

December 21, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Demotivational Poster: Season’s Greetings


Wishing you a Merry Christmas

December 20, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Fleece Navidad


I wanna wish ewe a merry Christmas!

December 19, 2011 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Demotivational Poster: On the First Day of Christmas

While you’re at it I don’t know where the pipers, maids, lords, ladies or drummers are staying either.

December 27, 2010 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Demotivational Poster: Last Christmas

This year I’m giving it to someone special.

Thank you to my buddy Berin Kinsman for the inspiration for this one.

December 24, 2010 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration, Movies | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Demotivational Poster: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Merry Christmas from Vulcan Stev’s Database.

December 22, 2010 Posted by | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | , , , , , , | 1 Comment