Vulcan Stev Family Movie Review: Avatar
Sam Worthington … Jake Sully
Zoe Saldana … Neytiri
Sigourney Weaver … Dr. Grace Augustine
Stephen Lang … Colonel Miles Quaritch
Joel David Moore … Norm Spellman
Giovanni Ribisi … Parker Selfridge
Michelle Rodriguez … Trudy Chacon
Laz Alonso … Tsu’tey
Wes Studi … Eytukan
CCH Pounder … Moat
Dileep Rao … Dr. Max Patel
Matt Gerald … Corporal Lyle Wainfleet
Sean Anthony Moran … Private Fike
Jason Whyte … Cryo Vault Med Tech
Scott Lawrence … Venture Star Crew Chief
Synopsis from IMDb: When his brother is killed in a robbery, paraplegic Marine Jake Sully decides to take his place in a mission on the distant world of Pandora. There he learns of greedy corporate figurehead Parker Selfridge’s intentions of driving off the native humanoid “Na’vi” in order to mine for the precious material scattered throughout their rich woodland. In exchange for the spinal surgery that will fix his legs, Jake gathers intel for the cooperating military unit spearheaded by gung-ho Colonel Quaritch, while simultaneously attempting to infiltrate the Na’vi people with the use of an “avatar” identity. While Jake begins to bond with the native tribe and quickly falls in love with the beautiful alien Neytiri, the restless Colonel moves forward with his ruthless extermination tactics, forcing the soldier to take a stand – and fight back in an epic battle for the fate of Pandora.
2009 – 20th Century Fox – PG-13 – 162 min
VS 1.9 pointed ears
I did not get to see this in the theater. We just finished watching the movie on video last night. My soul complaints with this movie are the over-handed “Humans are money-grubbing @$$holes who care nothing for the enviroment” message and the fact that this film was OBVIOUSLY (even in the 2D format) made for 3D.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not sore than Cameron took advantage of cutting technology to film this movie. I’m sore that I DIDN’T get to see it in all it’s 3D splendor.
The film is beautifully crafted and truly deserves all the praise and accolades lavished upon it. However, I am getting sick and tired of the “Humans are evil anti-nature @$$holes” plots that Hollywood seems to be shoveling out. The whole notion is becoming trite and clichéd. I’ve heard it said that there is no religion in Hollywood. I believe that the “Green Movement” is as close as I’ve seen Hollywood come to fully embracing a religious fervor.
Once you get past Cameron’s religious fervor, this is a really nice film.
Pvt Black Spartan: 1.9 pointed ears
James Cameron delivers a very beautiful film. I like the fact that flora and fauna of Pandora were truly alien. This movie absolutely rocked in 3D (sorry Daddy I got to see it in 3D and you didn’t). The planet-wide “computer” network was a cool idea as well.
PIT #2: 1.25 pointed ears
I don’t get what all the hype is about. This was an OK movie. James Cameron is not God and his movies do not shine with a heavenly glow (regardless of the hype).
To me this was high-budget commercial for Green Peace. Humans have wrecked their enviroment and are now wrecking another *yawn*. Someone wake me when there’s something else on.
PIT #3: 2 pointed ears
Blue people who are ten foot tall are awesome. I want to be a Na’vi in our next D&D game. The military battles are great. I want one of those cool helicopters for “Top Secret”
7.05 pointed ears out of 8
This is not a good movie for younger viewers. The intensity of the battle sequences and on-screen deaths of some children may be a little traumatic.
Only the youngest seemed to let the heavy-handed environmentalist sermon go by without a mention.