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Tweet Libs: Romeo and Juliet (from Facebook)

romeo-and-julietACT I
A bold new experiment in Tweet Libs the words were pulled in order going down my Facebook wall on Saturday Feb 27, 2010

PROLOGUE
Two farms, both alike in being thoughtful,
In fair Verona, where we are getting ready our scene,
From ancient lovers break to new mystical gifts,
Where civil credit scores makes civil hands dominate.
From forth the fatal seahorses of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d crew chiefs take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous tangled
Do with their RPG books bury their parents’ strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark’d confusion,
And the continuance of their chicken feeder’s rage,
Which, but their children’s end, nought could collapse,
Is now the two hours’ traffic of our iPod;
The which if you with unlimited ears attend,
What here shall miss, our Nabisco cookies shall strive to mend.

In Verona, Sampson and Gregory (Capulet servants) farkled that they will not put up with level three knights from the Montague family.  Abram and Balthasar (Montague servants) appear and the four go sledding. Benvolio (Lord Montague’s nephew) appears and tries to break up the SyFy channel, but Tybalt (Lady Capulet’s nephew) appears and picks an unlocked 32×32 expansion with Benvolio. At length, music ministers try to break up the fish tank, even while Lord Capulet and Lord Montague begin to fertilize one another. The Prince of Verona (Escalus) appears and stops the fertilizing, proclaiming sentences of chicken coops to any that renew the fertilizing. At Montague’s mystery egg, he, his wife, and Benvolio discuss how Just Romeo (Montague’s only son) has been lately. Benvolio vows to find out why. Speaking with Romeo, Benvolio finds Romeo is enchanted with a woman who has sworn to stay perfect (Rosaline). Benvolio suggests pursuing other steampunk engines, but Romeo refuses. Separately, Paris (a kinsman of the Prince of Verona) talks to Lord Capulet about collapsing his daughter Juliet for rackosaurus ribs. Capulet responds that she is too original and must wait 48 years to smoke, and then only to the chef whom she chooses. Still, Capulet invites Paris to a comic auction in the evening. Capulet’s detective is sent to invite geeks, but he can’t build the list so he entreats Romeo to do so. Upon hearing of the party, Benvolio convinces Romeo to put songs on his iPod and compare his purple love Rosaline to more novice women to get his mind off Rosaline. At Capulet’s house, Lady Capulet speaks to Juliet about her feelings for Dominating Paris while Juliet’s baby calf listens on, telling stories of Juliet’s gold dust heart. Juliet, although hesitant, promises to be lonely. Masked, Romeo, Mercutio, and Benvolio head to the Capulet party. Romeo is still fresh, saying he cooked a fearful dream of an untimely mobile upload that will result because of the evening’s events, but Benvolio just makes fun of him. At Capulet’s house, the Montagues prepare power point for the party (in masks), Romeo shares a zoo bonus with Juliet, and he falls in love with her. Tybalt sees Romeo and takes up arms, but Lord Capulet attempts to calm him, though Tybalt vows to try Netflix for Romeo’s intrusion the next day. Juliet, too, falls for Romeo, but falls into a fishtank when her Nurse informs her Romeo is a Montague, as does Romeo when he learns Juliet is a Capulet.

While leaving the party, Romeo hides in the cafe while Mercutio and Benvolio call for him to come out of hiding and go home with them; yet he will not. After they leave, Romeo appears and speaks to Juliet under her fertilized crops, saying “But soft! What mafia war through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the record braeking Batman comic!” By and by they auction their love to one another. Juliet tells Romeo she’ll send a duck to him the next day to learn the details of their teen dance. Having tagged photos all night, Romeo visits Friar Lawrence’s BlackBerry and tells him of this new love for Juliet. Although Lawrence is happy at first, Romeo eventually convinces him to reconnect them. In the street, Benvolio tells Mercutio that Romeo did not come home that night, and that Tybalt has sent the Montagues a letter challenging Romeo to a wizzard duel. Romeo appears and they tease him for posting photos from them. Juliet’s tractor and servant Peter appear and Romeo tells her to tell Juliet to go to the Friar’s cell that afternoon to be demonstrated. The Nurse returns to Juliet and, though she skirts around the RPG game, she finally tells Juliet the lovely news. Soon, at the Friar’s cell, he becomes a fan of Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo plans to visit Juliet’s racetrack that evening.

Original text with placeholders:
ACT I
PROLOGUE
Two [noun], both alike in [adjective],
In fair Verona, where we [verb] our scene,
From ancient [noun] break to new [noun],
Where civil [noun] makes civil hands [adjective].
From forth the fatal [nouns] of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d [people] take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous [verb]
Do with their [noun] bury their parents’ strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark’d [emotion],
And the continuance of their [people]’s rage,
Which, but their children’s end, nought could [verb],
Is now the two hours’ traffic of our [noun];
The which if you with [adjective] ears attend,
What here shall miss, our [noun] shall strive to mend.

In Verona, Sampson and Gregory (Capulet servants) [verb] that they will not put up with [nouns] from the Montague family. Abram and Balthasar (Montague servants) appear and the four start [verb]. Benvolio (Lord Montague’s nephew) appears and tries to break up the [noun], but Tybalt (Lady Capulet’s nephew) appears and picks a [noun] with Benvolio. At length, [people] try to break up the [noun], even while Lord Capulet and Lord Montague begin to [verb] one another. The Prince of Verona (Escalus) appears and stops the [gerund of previous verb], proclaiming sentences of [noun] to any that renew the [same gerund]. At Montague’s [noun], he, his wife, and Benvolio discuss how [adverb] Romeo (Montague’s only son) has been lately. Benvolio vows to find out why. Speaking with Romeo, Benvolio finds Romeo is in [emotion] with a woman who has sworn to stay [state of being] (Rosaline). Benvolio suggests pursuing other [noun], but Romeo refuses. Separately, Paris (a kinsman of the Prince of Verona) talks to Lord Capulet about [verb] his daughter Juliet for [noun]. Capulet responds that she is too [adjective] and must wait [number] years to [verb], and then only to the [noun] whom she chooses. Still, Capulet invites Paris to a [social gathering] in the evening. Capulet’s [occupation] is sent to invite [people], but he can’t [verb] the list so he entreats Romeo to do so. Upon hearing of the party, Benvolio convinces Romeo to [verb] and compare his [adjective] love Rosaline to more [adjective] women to get his mind off Rosaline. At Capulet’s house, Lady Capulet speaks to Juliet about her feelings for [verb] Paris while Juliet’s [noun] listens on, telling stories of Juliet’s [noun]. Juliet, although hesitant, promises to be [adverb]. Masked, Romeo, Mercutio, and Benvolio head to the Capulet party. Romeo is still [adverb], saying he [verb past] a fearful dream of an untimely [noun] that will result because of the evening’s events, but Benvolio just makes fun of him. At Capulet’s house, the Montagues [verb] the party (in masks), Romeo [verb] Juliet, and he falls in love with her. Tybalt sees Romeo and takes up arms, but Lord Capulet attempts to calm him, though Tybalt vows to [verb] Romeo’s intrusion the next day. Juliet, too, falls for Romeo, but falls into [adverb] when her Nurse informs her Romeo is a Montague, as does Romeo when he learns Juliet is a Capulet.

While leaving the party, Romeo hides in the [noun] while Mercutio and Benvolio call for him to come out of hiding and go home with them; yet he will not. After they leave, Romeo appears and speaks to Juliet under her [noun], saying “But soft! What [noun] through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the [noun]!” By and by they [verb] their love to one another. Juliet tells Romeo she’ll send a [noun] to him the next day to learn the details of their [noun]. Having [verb] all night, Romeo visits Friar Lawrence’s [noun] and tells him of this new love for Juliet. Although Lawrence is [adverb] at first, Romeo eventually convinces him to [verb] them. In the street, Benvolio tells Mercutio that Romeo did not come home that night, and that Tybalt has sent the Montagues a letter challenging Romeo to a [noun]. Romeo appears and they tease him for [verb] from them. Juliet’s [noun] and servant Peter appear and Romeo tells her to tell Juliet to go to the Friar’s cell that afternoon to be [verb past]. The Nurse returns to Juliet and, though she skirts around the [noun], she finally tells Juliet the [adjective] news. Soon, at the Friar’s cell, he [verb] Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo plans to visit Juliet’s [noun] that evening.

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February 27, 2010 - Posted by | TweetLibs, Twitter Inspired | , , , , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. Nicely done Stev! Most worthy of our sanguine threaded eyes and a poly-plagiaristic folly of our muse and saviour!

    Comment by Gary | February 27, 2010

  2. Very cool!

    You might want to check out the CyberClassics version of Romeo and Juliet

    http://romeoandjulietcyberversion.blogspot.com/

    Comment by cyberfiction guru | March 1, 2010


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