The View from My Chair: Sequels that shouldn’t have been made
One of the things I’ve been doing more of since the modem went down is watching DVDs with PITs 2&3. We’ve got a pretty extensive collection. PIT #3 noticed the large number of sequels we have in our collection. He wondered why Hollywood made so many sequels. I tired my best to explain that movies are very expensive to make and that Hollywood (as a general rule is more apt to make a second movie when the first has proven successful. PIT #3 then wanted to know “Why Hollywood made crappy sequels?”
His simple question left me thinking the same thing. This train of thought then morphed into what Hollywood sequels probably seemed like a slam dunk to whoever green light it but probably shouldn’t have ever been filmed.
#1: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier – The movie that proves William Shatner can’t direct. The insipid story line and faithless use of the characters doomed this flick from the outset. What went wrong with this turkey could be a whole column all to itself
#2: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace – Singlehandedly responsible for sinking the Superman franchise. This movie showcases one of the problems with bringing a 4-color property to the big screen. Whereas the comic book writer has multiple issues to introduce a formidable opponent for the hero, the motion picture has approximately two hours to introduce, set up the battle with, and have the hero defeat, the villain.
#3 & 4 Karate Kid 3, The Next Karate Kid: Continuing the story after a CLEAR ending is one of Hollywood’s bigger mis-steps. It is also a sure sign that the movie was green-lit by a “suit” interested in money and not because they have a good story to tell. Then the further miscue of Hollywood thinking that the previous failure had something to do with the cast, meaning a re-cast and another bad movie.
#5 Batman & Robin: Psychedelic colors, a complete disregard for the Bat Universe (even the one established for the film) and forced conflict between Batman and Robin doomed an otherwise credible performance by Clooney. On the other hand this flop paved the way for Batman Begins
#6 Herbie Goes Bananas: This movie seemed to me that somebody at Disney was desperately looking for hit and authorized a less than stellar script “just to get something out there”. Having a prop being the only connection to the previous movies (albeit a prop that folks had emotional involvement in) that close to the release dates of the other movies wasn’t the best idea either.
#7 The Lion King 1 1/2: Seriously? turning one of Disney’s animated classics into a clipfest and tons of rude jokes was completely unnecessary. Disney’s animation department was coasting at this point.
#8 & #9 Ghostbusters 2 & Gremlins 2: Clear examples of taking a hit movie, hiring original cast, having a cool idea, and still not capturing the magic. Hey Hollywood, we’ll wait until you have a script that is actually watchable.
#10 #11 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 & Speed 2: When the movie’s success is in large part due to the chemistry of it’s stars, do NOT attempt to make a sequel without those same actors.
There’s definitely more sequels out there that shouldn’t have been made.
I’d be interested to hear yours