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Five Bullywugs Named Steve: Steve Omega

5bullywugs2Steve Omega is the last Bullywug in the Steve Series one of the many, at least.  The sorcerers made it all the way to Steve Phi before they finally realized it was impossible to craft a perfect Bullywug.  After the Gamma failure, the sorcerers realized they might have accidentally discovered a new path towards Bullywug perfection.  Trying a new tactic, they tried to reverse the bad hand that nature dealt the poor bullywug by slowly increasing the Bullywug’s native intelligence. 

The sorcerers who formed the core of the Steve project watched in glee as the increasing intelligence of the Bullywugs caused them to want to live in a better environment.  They began to rethink their experiment as the +Healing for killing a Bullywug began to disappear from the genetic make-up of their test subjects.  Omega was able to pass all the rudimentary skills tests of intelligence.  Awash with the heady elixir of a partial success, the sorcerers began their plans to breed a completely new race of Bullywugs using Omega as their main breeder.

thefrogtrixUnfortunately before they could begin they breeding program, the tower was overrun by a band of marauding barbarians.  Escaping the mayhem and simultaneously releasing the other Steves, Omega banded together four of the more remarkable Steves.  The Five Bullywugs named Steve now patrol the countryside defending the innocent, righting the wrongs, robbing from the rich and giving… (no wait that’s another group).  Defending the innocent and protecting the countryside, The Five Bullywugs named Steve, are unlike any group of Bullywugs you’ve ever met before or are likely to meet again.

How was Omega able to survive the attack on the tower?  How was he able to rescue his fellow bullywugs?  How did the Barbarians know to attack this particular tower?  The answer is quite simple.  Omega having his intelligence raised well beyond what nature intended for a Bullywug realized one very important thing that no one else in his plane of existence has realized…. Do not attempt to defeat the dungeon as that is impossible.  Rather realize that there IS no dungeon.

Thanx to my good buddy Greywulf for the use of his Bullywug renders

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June 18, 2009 - Posted by | Blog Carnival, Fluff/Inspiration, Legacy D&D, RPG | , , , , , ,

3 Comments »

  1. […] Named Steve blog carnival. Thanks to Greywulf for creating the imagery. Click through to read about Steve Omega. Leave a […]

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  2. Right now, in my head, I am editing out ‘Neo’ and ‘Mr Anderson’ from the Matrix script and inserting ‘Steve’. I think this idea has merit. 😀

    Comment by jatori | June 19, 2009

  3. See the dungeon.

    Feel the dungeon.

    Become one with the dungeon.

    BE the dungeon.

    Realize there is no dungeon.

    Comment by trashcondor | June 19, 2009


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