Goober’s Words of Wisdom: 4-19-2009
This morning, Pastor Gary’s sermon came from John 20:24-31, the story of Jesus appearing to Thomas after the Resurrection. Goober of course heard one line of the sermon and ran with it.
Goober, Ricky, and Mickey formed the “S-Files” branch of the FBI for the investigation of Strange occurences. They brought along Goober’s PI kit and his laptop and began their investigation.
During the course of the investigation, Ricky determined that it was not all that strange to walk through walls as anyone could do it if they used a door. Goober declared the case solved and began packing up.
Pastor Gary then reminded the boys that Jesus entered the room through the locked door. Goober declared that the case was then not solved and ordered Ricky and Mickey to go fingerprint the door. Happy to be doing something the brothers scampered off. Goober wondered about climbing in through a window. After explaining to Goober that it was not a window that Jesus was not bound by the physical laws in his glorified body, Goober wondered how a good man like Jesus would go around breaking laws. Pastor Gary then told Goober it might be a good idea to listen to the sermon.
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