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Stuck for a Prophecy?

Does your Dungeons & Dragons campaign need a prophecy?  Looking for something for a High Fantasy setting?  I found this site that generates random prophecies.  Here’s the one generated personally for me.

Vulcan Stev’s fantasy prophecy
Since before the umbra songs of the deep whales have said;
“Only when the hollow guard falls and the laughing machine prevails.
When the soulless tormentor reinforces their defenses and as the towns free their bonds.
Vulcan Stev will annex the Rast. They will romance the nomad.
Peace will reappear.”

What does it mean?  I’m sure it has something to do with Twitter and Oprah’s recent release of the Oprahoids thereon.

Feel free to share yours.

April 18, 2009 - Posted by | Fluff/Inspiration, Legacy D&D, RPG | , , , , ,


  1. At the birth of the primal plane grimoires of the void library have said;

    “After the empty guard yields and the pure machine glows.
    Only when the heatless Baron bellows with laughter and before the crowds unfasten their shackles.
    Macguffin will romance the watchman. They will discover the ancient glyph.
    The Family will sit again.”

    I am sure that that is supposed to be ‘watchWOman,’ very sure! and how long has this ‘family’ been standing?

    Comment by Macguffin | April 18, 2009

  2. sorry for double posting, but this one is much better!

    Ever since the labyrinth tales from the desert people have said;

    “Once the hollow guard submits and the sacred machine triumphs.
    After the peasants toss aside their blades and while the merciless overlord forgets their rival.
    King Macguffin will meet the Princess. They will discover the mithril heirloom.
    The Arcane will play again.”

    Comment by Macguffin | April 19, 2009

  3. @Macguffin – Double post away so long as your not selling Viagra 😎

    Comment by Vulcan Stev | April 19, 2009

  4. Pretty awesome VS, thanks for sharing.

    Ever since the umbra grimoires of the void library have said;

    “Only when the true mage triumphs and the sunken guard threatens.
    Only when the righteous Duke forgives their foe and after the knights raise up their cheers.
    Ishmayl will kill the Storm Giant. They will befriend the nomad.
    The Transcendental One will govern again.”

    Comment by Ishmayl | April 19, 2009

  5. The Stray’s fantasy prophecy

    At the birth of the world the Visionaries have said;

    “Only when the blood rune succumbs and the dread water prevails.
    As the haunted invader quivers with pride and before the slaves free their chains.
    The Stray will conquer the Uruk. They will woo the nomad.
    The Elders will hold office.”

    Comment by The Stray | April 20, 2009

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