Demotivational Poster: Santa Cows

They Moo when you are sleeping,
Give milk when you’re awake,
Chew cud if you’ve been bad or good,
So eat chikin for goodness sake.
December 22, 2011 Posted by Vulcan Stev | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | Christmas, Christmas humor, demotivation, Demotivational Poster, Fluff/Inspiration demotivation, Santa Claus, Santa Cows | Leave a Comment
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