Where to begin?
PIT #3 is back at Timothy Christian and giving Mrs. VandeVort as hard a time as his brother did when we first moved to the area. He his happy that his enforced review of the Yellow Belt form for Tae Kwon Do is over and we are now studying the Camo Belt form. His skills as an RPG gamer are growing, enough that I’d consider taking a family vacation to a nearby convention.
PIT #2 is now a sophomore (*shudder*). With his sister gone, he’s establishing his own identity. He’s a member of chorus, the drama department, AcDec, and the “I can put a car into a sideways spin on gravel” club. He’s trying to convince daddy that because we are now Camo Belts that we need to enroll in weapons class. He’s also VERY happy that Saturday mornings no longer involve spending the day counting cans.
Pvt Black Spartan (formerly known as PIT #1) finished Basic back in August. She’s now at GoodFellow AFB getting her AIT or as she puts it “Learning to be intelligent”. She’s found a group of gamers on base and has weekly D&D sessions with her new friends. She still plays D&D with us on Sunday afternoons via SKYPE. She just recently earned the right to leave base on pass and wear civies while not on base.
Mrs. VS is back to work. She’s interpreting for fourth grade student. Aside from having to deal with an entire class of uncooperative children, she’s glad to be back at work. She has finished her chemotherapy but has started radiation treatments. I’m just glad she’s still here.
VS is enjoying the challenges of his new job. Last week I got to design the entire contest the paper is conducting for a ticket giveaway. I’m glad I’m using my degree again. This fall our church decided to help our sister church (an urban multi-ethnic church) start their new Wednesday evening children’s programs. The logistics of transporting all the puppets, gear, lesson materials, and whatnot can get pretty interesting now that the can van is no longer at my beck and call. We’re getting it done.
There now you’re up to date.
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje … Heavy Duty
Christopher Eccleston … James McCullen / Destro
Grégory Fitoussi … Baron de Cobray
Joseph Gordon-Levitt … The Doctor / Rex Lewis
Leo Howard … Young Snake Eyes
Karolina Kurkova … Courtney A. Kreiger / Cover Girl
Byung-hun Lee … Storm Shadow
Sienna Miller … Anastasia ‘Ana’ DeCobray / Baroness
David Murray … James McCullen – 1641
Rachel Nichols … Shana ‘Scarlett’ O’Hara
Kevin J. O’Connor … Dr. Mindbender
Gerald Okamura … Hard Master
Ray Park … Snake Eyes
Jonathan Pryce … U.S. President
Dennis Quaid … General Hawk
Synopsis: An elite team made up of allied military personel fights the good fight. Adding new members to the team, the unit takes on Destro, the Baroness, Storm Shadow and witnesses the birth of a new world-wide terrorist organization, Cobra.
Reviewers: Vulcan Stev, Pvt. Black Spartan (formerly known as PIT #1), PIT #2, PIT #3
VS – 1.5 pointed ears
I am a fan of the Larry Hama comic book series published by Marvel Comics. I still own my complete set of G.I. Joe comics. I am one of those fans that felt the cartoon was an absolute waste of air time. I can recite you chapter and verse of Storm Shadow’s origin, his transformation from villain to hero and back. In my mind Scarlett and Snake Eyes are a couple and the Pit was originally located under the Chaplain’s assistant School at Fort Wadsworth.
I am one of the fans that Hasbro and Paramount did NOT want to alienate with this two hour introduction to another potential box office franchise. For the most part the producers were successful. This is not a film based on reality. It is not a treatise on how to fight terrorism. It is a thriller from start to finish.
The producers were smart enough to set the movie into a continuity of its own without relying on the comic book or the cartoon series. Stephen Sommers also had the brains to hire Larry Hama as a consultant on the film. Larry Hama knows the G.I. Joe universe cold.
What did I think were the problems with this film? First the implication that Rip-Cord was able to make it onto the team solely by being Duke’s friend. G.I. Joe is supposed to be the BEST of the Best. Those acceleration suits were completely unneccessary. Brandon Fraiser’s cameo detracted from the film. Finally excuse me for being a raving fanboy here… Scarlet and Snake Eyes 4Evar ’nuff said.
Pvt. Black Spartan – 1.8 pointed ears
This movie was nowhere near as bad as the critics implied. My first trip off base to a civilian theater in forever would’ve been a treat if the theater didn’t have as many technical difficulties. This movie is obviously a two hour preview for the actual series coming soon.
I had given this movie 2 pointed ears then proceeded to complain to Dad about the laughable military protocol. Dad insisted that I deduct some for my complaints. Most of the problems with military protocol and procedure are ones that non-military folks will never notice.
PIT #2 – 1.9 pointed ears.
This is my first exposure to the G.I. Joe universe. I was suitably impressed with the concept that I’m looking forward to the actual movie. This two-hour preview for the eventual movie is the best commercial I’ve ever seen.
PIT #3 – 2 pointed ears
This movie rocked. There was absolutely nothing about this movie that made it bad. Massive explosions, action, explosions, no kissing, explosions. Did I mention the explosions?
7.2 pointed ears out of 8.
Aside from this being an obvious Part I, this movie provides 2 hours of mindless entertainment. The violence is cartoonish at best. If mild language and cartoon violence are acceptable then this is a nice way to spend an evening.
Daniel Radcliffe … Harry Potter
Rupert Grint … Ron Weasley
Emma Watson … Hermione Granger
Jim Broadbent … Professor Horace Slughorn
Elarica Gallacher … Waitress
Robbie Coltrane … Rubeus Hagrid
Michael Gambon … Professor Albus Dumbledore
Maggie Smith … Professor Minerva McGonagall
Alan Rickman … Professor Severus Snape
Bonnie Wright … Ginny Weasley
James Phelps … Fred Weasley
Oliver Phelps … George Weasley
Julie Walters … Molly Weasley
Mark Williams … Arthur Weasley
David Thewlis … Remus Lupin
Synopsis: In the sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft, and in both wizard and muggle worlds Lord Voldemort and his henchmen are increasingly active. With vacancies to fill at Hogwarts, Professor Dumbledor persuades Horace Slughorn, back from retirement to become the potions teacher, while Professor Snape receives long awaited news. Harry Potter, together with Dumbledore, must face treacherous tasks to defeat his evil nemesis.
Reviewers: Vulcan Stev, Mrs. VS, PIT #1/Pvt Spartan, PIT #2, PIT #3
Vulcan Stev: 1.4 pointed ears
I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. When my children complain about things the movie left out of the previous novels, it usually didn’t matter much to me. The movies have, to this point, been able to stand on their own. HPatHBP is the first time that I, as a non-reader of the novels, could sense something was missing. Don’t get me wrong, the movie was still enjoyable. There was just to much unexplained. Harry’s being forced to give up the textbook seemed, from my vantage point, to be more jealousy from his fellow students than it was a necessity to get rid of the book. The whole sub-plot of the hor-cruxes seemed to be given short shrift.
Warner Bros. determined that it would be impossible to do adequate justice to the Deathly Hallows in one 2-hour movie. After watching HBP, I wonder if they shouldn’t have done the same thing with book six. How hard would it have been to film HBP as a two-parter release part one at Memorial Day and then part two at Labor Day.
Mrs. VS: 1.4 pointed ears
This movie was a little confusing. I had a difficult time following parts of this story. The part of the story where Harry is attacked in the cave was VERY creepy.
Pvt Spartan/PIT #1: 1.5 pointed ears
Watching this movie without my family was a bittersweet experience. This was a good movie but a terrible adaptation. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is a very misleading title. The book is more about the discovery of Voldemort’s horcruxes and setting up lots of things for the final book. There is lots of underplay relational issues that are left out of the movie.
Non-readers of the books might be confused by this movie.
PIT #2: 1.7 pointed ears
The was a decent movie. However the producers tried to cram wa-a-ay to much stuff into a two and a half hour movie. What I’ve read of the book, it should have been turned into 2 two-hour movies at least.
PIT #3: 1.4 pointed ears
In addition to all the kissing (yecch!) this movie left out a lot of the novel it was adapting. The parts they did film where done nicely. I didn’t like the fact that the movie showed an attack on the Weasleys. Daddy explained that it probably was done to lump all the attacks by the Death Eaters into one attack that mattered. All in all a decent movie.
7.4 pointed ears out of 10.
The overall consensus of the VS family that this movie was too short for the material was trying to cover. If you own the first five you’ll definitely be owning this one as well. This film is a little too intense for younger viewers without parental supervision.
One of the things I’ve been doing more of since the modem went down is watching DVDs with PITs 2&3. We’ve got a pretty extensive collection. PIT #3 noticed the large number of sequels we have in our collection. He wondered why Hollywood made so many sequels. I tired my best to explain that movies are very expensive to make and that Hollywood (as a general rule is more apt to make a second movie when the first has proven successful. PIT #3 then wanted to know “Why Hollywood made crappy sequels?”
His simple question left me thinking the same thing. This train of thought then morphed into what Hollywood sequels probably seemed like a slam dunk to whoever green light it but probably shouldn’t have ever been filmed.
#1: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier – The movie that proves William Shatner can’t direct. The insipid story line and faithless use of the characters doomed this flick from the outset. What went wrong with this turkey could be a whole column all to itself
#2: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace – Singlehandedly responsible for sinking the Superman franchise. This movie showcases one of the problems with bringing a 4-color property to the big screen. Whereas the comic book writer has multiple issues to introduce a formidable opponent for the hero, the motion picture has approximately two hours to introduce, set up the battle with, and have the hero defeat, the villain.
#3 & 4 Karate Kid 3, The Next Karate Kid: Continuing the story after a CLEAR ending is one of Hollywood’s bigger mis-steps. It is also a sure sign that the movie was green-lit by a “suit” interested in money and not because they have a good story to tell. Then the further miscue of Hollywood thinking that the previous failure had something to do with the cast, meaning a re-cast and another bad movie.
#5 Batman & Robin: Psychedelic colors, a complete disregard for the Bat Universe (even the one established for the film) and forced conflict between Batman and Robin doomed an otherwise credible performance by Clooney. On the other hand this flop paved the way for Batman Begins
#6 Herbie Goes Bananas: This movie seemed to me that somebody at Disney was desperately looking for hit and authorized a less than stellar script “just to get something out there”. Having a prop being the only connection to the previous movies (albeit a prop that folks had emotional involvement in) that close to the release dates of the other movies wasn’t the best idea either.
#7 The Lion King 1 1/2: Seriously? turning one of Disney’s animated classics into a clipfest and tons of rude jokes was completely unnecessary. Disney’s animation department was coasting at this point.
#8 & #9 Ghostbusters 2 & Gremlins 2: Clear examples of taking a hit movie, hiring original cast, having a cool idea, and still not capturing the magic. Hey Hollywood, we’ll wait until you have a script that is actually watchable.
#10 #11 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 & Speed 2: When the movie’s success is in large part due to the chemistry of it’s stars, do NOT attempt to make a sequel without those same actors.
There’s definitely more sequels out there that shouldn’t have been made.
I’d be interested to hear yours
It’s been awhile but I think I’ve got the modem problems fixed to the point of being able to blog again. So where to begin? There’ll be some changes coming to the blog. I’ll still be writing about gaming but I’ll branching out to cover some of my other interests. I also won’t be putting up daily content. One of the things that came out of my enforced hiatus was PIT #3 expressing his happiness that Daddy wasn’t spending EVERY NIGHT at the laptop writing about gaming instead of actually playing.
Updates on the V.S. family:
Mrs. V.S. has finished her chemo treatments. She is back at work interpreting for a 4th grade deaf student. She goes to see the Radiology Oncologist on Wednesday and we learn at that point whether she’ll be undergoing radiation therapy. Her hair is growing back, unfortunately it isn’t returning in the appropriate color.
PIT #1 is now Pvt. Spartan. She is done with basic and is now undergoing A.I.T. She’ll be back to providing her unique insights into the movie reviews (in fact she’s already phoned in her first). She’s not completely online yet as her new laptop does not have net access inside her barracks.
PIT #2 is back in school. He’s in Ac Dec this year and is looking forward to being the oldest at home. He’s also back in Tae Kwon Do and will be testing for his camo belt next weekend.
PIT #3 has discovered Wizard’s 101. He’s not as enthralled with 4e he terms it “offline gaming”. When I asked him to clarify he responded that 4e wasn’t role playing. It was more like the games he plays online only without the computer.
Me… I have sold the redemption center. I’m back to punching a clock instead of working for myself. This is not a step backwards as I’m using my degree. I’m working as an ad designer for a local paper and loving it. I’m also working on a “sekrit pojikt” that I’ll be sharing as soon as it’s ready to go.
What changes are coming to blog? There will be still be gaming stuff. However, my first love/obsession is movies. I’ll be blogging more about films. The family will still be doing reviews, however we’ll be adding blog posts about the goofs we picked up on while watching the films we’ve reviewed. I’ll be adding some columns about comic books as well as bringing back Goober’s Words of Wisdom.
So bang the drum, sound the gong, let it be known far and wide. Stev is back.
Planet Thirteen’s How to Host a Dungeon is a quick entertaining diversion designed for one person. As a game it’s enjoyment level ranks right up there with an actual gaming session. However, I’ve discovered that it can also become an essential part of your DM toolbox.
As I have stated many times, my creative streak seems to work best with SOME kind of inspiration. I’m always on the lookout for something that will jump start my creative synapses. How to Host a Dungeon, does just that.
Let me start by saying this game is a lot of fun. I started off playing this solo and had to improvise rules for two more players before I finished my first dungeon. PIT #2 & #3 saw how much fun I was having and DEMANDED to play along. We had a blast building the first few dungeons. We laughed uproariously as we named the various monsters, humanoids, and the arch-villains. We’re averaging about 3 hours per dungeon, so it’s not necessarily a quick random dungeon. Though I will admit a good portion of our time was spent laughing over the names we invented for the various inhabitants.
You will need a standard set of dice to play this game (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, & d20). You will also need pencils, paper, pens and small beads or tokens (we used little necklace beads from Hobby Lobby), standard fare for a self-published game.
The dungeon pictured was the first one we built. It was built for our ongoing Quest for the Staff of Genesis campaign. So we did not play that build out to the end as we needed monsters for the party to hunt, treasure to find, and a villain to defeat. I also had to shoehorn established points from our campaign into the dungeon design. This was easily handled as the this game is designed to be multi-system compatible.
I had two small quibbles with the game. The first is an acknowledged typo contained throughout the game. The rules are constantly stating to roll a d6 against tables that are obviously larger than six items. When you play amend that rule to read roll a dX (where X = the size of the table being rolled against). The second minor quibble was rules for battles involving wandering monsters and adventurers are printed a different page than the rest of the adventurer and wandering monster rules. These complaints are minor considering the overall fun of this game. Both of these complaints are easily fixable in subsequent printings.
Overall I was impressed with the ease and simplicity of the game. $19.00 for both a print and .pdf version is a very good value. PIT#3 likes the game but would like to see bats added as permanent part of the rule set. PIT #2 found the game to be incredibly fun. I recommend getting the print version as the constant shuffle of pages during the age of Monsters can get to be a hassle using .pdf.
4.95 pointed ears out of 6 – Recommended
Two videos on one DVD. So you get a two-for-one review:
Tales of the Balck Freighter
Gerard Butler … The Sea Captain (voice)
Cam Clarke … Money Lender (voice)
Siobhan Flynn … Sea Captain’s Daughter (voice)
Jared Harris … Ridley (voice)
Salli Saffioti … Sea Captain’s Daughter (voice)
Lori Tritel … Sea Captain’s Wife (voice)
Under the Hood
Jay Brazeau … Bernard / News Vendor
Frank Cassini … Lawrence Shexnayder
Glenn Ennis … Hooded Justice
Matt Frewer … Edgar Jacobi / Moloch the Mystic
Ted Friend … Larry Culpeper
Carla Gugino … Sally Jupiter / Silk Spectre
Erik Johnson … Commercial Narrator (voice)
Rob LaBelle … Wally Weaver
Niall Matter … Mothman
Stephen McHattie … Hollis Mason / Nite Owl
Jeffrey Dean Morgan … Edward Blake / The Comedian
Dan Payne … Dollar Bill
Darryl Scheelar … Captain Metropolis
William Taylor … William Long
Apollonia Vanova … Silhouette
Reviewers: VS, PIT #2, PIT #3
TotBF - .75 pointed ears
A very nicely animated, true to the source material, cartoon sequence. Therein lies part of my problem with this sequence. I didn’t care for the comic-within-the-comic. The cartoon is rated R and rightly so. It is graphic in it’s outlook and tone and not suitable for kids. The subject matter, while an interesting counterpoint to the comic it appears in, seems out of place when excerpted into its own format. It is a very dark and depressing storyline and is NOT suitable for children. Watching this portion made me regret
UtH – 1.8 pointed ears.
The saving grace for this DVD. The Culpepper Minute provides a lot of backstory to the movie. Most of the complaints I saw on the boards from the general public about the Watchmen movie would’ve been answered by watching this video first. The producers did a very nice job of translating straight text into a engaging video production.
TotBF – .5 pointed ears
Nice animation, that’s the only good thing about this cartoon. The entire story was overly gory and pointless
UtH – 1.5 pointed ears
The background information contained in this video was a nice addition to the movie. I can’t wait to watch Watchmen on DVD again.
TotBF – .5 pointed ears
When I dislike a Pirate movie you know it’s bad. I don’t recommend this cartoon at all. The fact that it’s about pirates is the only redeeming feature. The song playing over the credits was annoying as well.
UtH – 1 pointed ear
This movie gave us a lot of background info about the Watchmen. I wish I had seen this before Daddy took us to see the Watchmen.
Overall: TotBF – 1.75 out of 6 pointed ears :: UtH 4.3 pointed ears out of 6
This DVD comes recommended for Watchman fans or for those planning on buying or renting the Watchmen DVD, with reservations. The Under the Hood segments provides a backstory only hinted at in the opening credits of the motion picture. The Tales of the Black Freighter segment is there for the purists, if you enjoyed that portion of the graphic novel you will enjoy the cartoon.
Bonus material: the first issue of the Watchmen comic is presented in an animated. This DVD is 2/3 recommended.
Ben Stiller … Larry Daley
Amy Adams … Amelia Earhart
Owen Wilson … Jedediah Smith
Hank Azaria … Kahmunrah / The Thinker /
& Abe Lincoln
Robin Williams … Teddy Roosevelt
Christopher Guest … Ivan the Terrible
Alain Chabat … Napoleon Bonaparte
Steve Coogan … Octavius
Ricky Gervais … Dr. McPhee
Bill Hader … General George Armstrong Custer
Jon Bernthal … Al Capone
Patrick Gallagher … Attila the Hun
Jake Cherry … Nicky Daley
Rami Malek … Ahkmenrah
Mizuo Peck … Sacajawea
Synopsis from IMDb: When the Museum of Natural History is closed for upgrades and renovations, the museum pieces are moved into federal storage at the famous Washington Museums. The centerpiece of the film will be bringing to life the Smithsonian Institution, which houses the world’s largest museum complex with more than 136 million items in its collections, ranging from the plane Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams) flew on her non-stop solo flight across the Atlantic and Al Capone’s (Jon Bernthal) rap sheet and mug shot to Dorothy’s ruby slippers, Fonzie’s jacket from Happy Days, the still from M*A*S*H and Archie Bunker’s lounge chair from All in the Family. After stealing a security guard’s ID badge, Larry (Ben Stiller) slips into the Archives of the Smithsonian, where Kahmunrah, an evil Pharaoh will come to life with the reestablishing of a tablet as a magical force in the museum bringing the old exhibits (Such as Theodore Roosevelt and Dexter) and new exhibits (like General Custer and Al Capone) back to life, and in conflict with each other. Larry enlists the help of Amelia Earheart, who he develops a romantic interest in, and together they try to put everything back in order.
Reviewers: VS, PIT #2, PIT #3
VS – 1.75 pointed ears
Let’s face it this is NOT great cinema. It’s a sequel to a mildly successful film. For fans of the original you’re expecting more of the same thing that you got in the original. That said, this film manages to avoid sequelitis. It gives us more of the same thing while managing to avoid using the original film as a crutch. The first film dealt with Larry the Night Guard (Ben Stiller) coping with the fact that his job entailed policing the exhibits that come to life each night in his museum.
This film manages to move the whole premise to the Smithsonian without a lot of juxtaposition and hoop jumping. This time around Larry copes very well with the living exhibits while trying to save Earth from being taken over by Ahkmenrah’s evil brother. Lots of fun moments in this film that had the whole theater laughing.
My only gripes with the movie were first, the underuse of the original characters. Aside from Larry, Jedediah and Octavius, the rest of the orginal cast have what amounts to an extended cameo. Second was the Darth Vader cameo. The producers went to great lengths to get Carrol Spinney to Oscar the Grouch, they couldn’t get James Earl Jones to do Vader’s voice? Third, General Custer replacing Teddy Roosvelt as the historical guide/leader? puh-leez
PIT #2 – 1.99 pointed ears
This movie took a whole lot of time to get up to speed. It’s like they tried to start the movie out in fourth gear. They did manage to give us more of the same stuff as we got the first film but without being repetitive.
PIT #3 – 1.9 pointed ears
This movie was replete in awesomeness. Look up Awesome in the dictionary and you’ll find this movie. However there’s a BIG asterisk by this movie. Amelia Earhart didn’t need to go kissing Larry.
5.64 out 6 pointed ears
This is a family friendly movie, fans of the original will not be disappointed. Newcomers to the NatM franchise don’t need a primer in “What happened previously”.
Liam Neeson … Qui-Gon Jinn
Ewan McGregor … Obi-Wan Kenobi
Natalie Portman … Queen Padmé Amidala
Jake Lloyd … Anakin Skywalker
Pernilla August … Shmi Skywalker
Frank Oz … Yoda (voice)
Ian McDiarmid … Senator Palpatine
Oliver Ford Davies … Gov. Sio Bibble
Ray Park … Darth Maul
Hugh Quarshie … Capt. Panaka
Ahmed Best … Jar Jar Binks (voice)
Anthony Daniels … C-3PO
Kenny Baker … R2-D2
Terence Stamp … Supreme Chancellor Valorum
Brian Blessed … Boss Nass
Synopsis from IMDb:
The evil Trade Federation, led by Nute Gunray (Carson) is planning to take over the peaceful world of Naboo. Jedi’s Qui-Gon Jinn (Neeson) and Obi-Wan Kenobi (McGregor) are sent to confront the leaders. But not everything goes to plan. The two Jedis escape, and along with their new Gungan friend, Jar Jar Binks (Best) head to Naboo to warn Queen Amidala (Portman), but droids have already started to capture Naboo and the Queen is not safe there. Eventually they land on Tatooine, where they become friends with a young boy known as Anakin Skywalker (Lloyd). Qui-Gon is curious about the boy, and sees a bright future for him. The group must now find a way of getting to Coruscant and to finally solve this trade dispute, but there is someone else hiding in the shadows. Are the sith really extinct? Is the Queen who she really says she is? and what’s so special about this young boy? All these questions and more in the first chapter of the epic Star Wars.
Reviewers VS, PIT #1, PIT #2, PIT #3
VS: 1.75 pointed ears
I don’t understand the hate bestowed on this movie by supposed fans. Yes, Jar-Jar was annoying. Yes, the acting was wooden and yes, George Lucas proves once again that his skills lie in story telling and not in directing. Watching this movie again I was struck by the fact that the CGI characters are more “animated” than the actors. Check out Sebulba’s introductory scene and the cut-scenes of Qui Gon’s party during the pod race. Sebulba is all over the place and his humanoid dining companions just sit there. Jar Jar is moving all over the booth while the humans sit there motionless.
The more obvious points of Lucas the story-teller are when we’re told that Obi Wan is headstrong instead of shown. Being told about the suffering on Nayboo instead of being shown the suffering. The movie has lots of “Wow!” moments. However “wow” moments do not make a movie continuable watchable. That said, this is still a fun family friendly flick and is not deserving of the “hate”.
PIT #1 – 1.75 pointed ears
Die Jar Jar die (this review was tweeted in and that is the sum total of the review)
PIT #2 – 2 pointed ears
This was a very nice start to the saga. I like looking for the subtle hints and foreshadowing that Lucas interspersed throughout. I’ve been playing Lego Star Wars with PIT #3. Some of the scenes make a heck of lot more sense now that I’ve refreshed my memory on the movie. Pod racing is harder than it looks.
PIT #3 – 1.9 pointed ears
This is my introduction to the Star Wars. I don’t remember watching the other Star Wars movies until after I’d seen this one. Qui Gonn Jinn is my all time favorite Jedi. It was a shame that he had to die.
Overall 7.4 out of 8
As far as prequels go I’ve seen better and I’ve seen worse. This movie could’ve been a heckuva lot better with some editing or if it had been cut to about 45 minutes and combined with II. Thank you Lord that Abrams didn’t follow Lucas’ formula with the Trek reboot.
If you’re the type that buys DVDs you probably already own this one. If this is your first exposure to Star Wars, don’t judge the rest of the saga by this opening round.