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January 13, 2012 - Posted by Vulcan Stev | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | Cop Humor, Demotivational Poster, Fluff/Inspiration demotivation, Police Humor
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I’m the GM.
I’m runnin’ this show.
Nobody’s gonna tell me…
Hey! Where you guys goin?
We playing next week?
Guys?
Guys…
Kevin: Works for that, too. LOL!
Well done, Steve.