Demotivational Poster: Spiderman
Oh sure they cute and all in the commercials. But wait until one actually gets you alone.
Demotivational Poster: Part 2 of 3
No matter how well the heroes did in part one. EVERYTHING will hit the fan in part two. Accept it, embrace it, deal with it.
Demotivational Poster: The TSA
The next time you fly, please feel free to start singing in Captain & Tenile’s song “Do It to Me One More Time”
I really don’t think I could have ever come up with anything like the TSA for any of the games I run.
with thanks to Uncle Bear for the tag line.
What am I thankful for… 2010 edition
What am I thankful for….
I’m sitting here in one of Springfield’s public libraries contemplating the last twelve months of my life. A year ago, Virginia had been declared cancer free by the doctors. My daughter was planning on coming home for Christmas. For the first time in a long time there were presents we had bought under the tree (not just presents donated to a less-than-fortunate family). I had a good job that I enjoyed immensely.
Here I am November 2010. Mrs. Vulcan Stev is gone. #48 Fan is 400 miles away. I’m laid off and looking for work.
What do I have to be thankful for? LOTS!
I have been blessed not once but twice in finding Mrs. Right. Ashya and I partners in EVERY sense of the word. I miss Mrs. VS and I’m not belittling anything of the 22 years we were together. However, Ashya and I fit like two peas in a pod. God has blessed me with a very beautiful woman for me to love, care for, cry on, and be with.
I have 5 very wonderful children. Pvt. Black-Spartan is protecting our country. I am honored that my daughter is serving our country proudly. Soccer Dude is very much his mother’s son. He’s a natural athlete and I’m happy to cheer him on. #48 Fan is maturing the time he’s spending away from Dad. I’m seeing glimmerings of the man he’ll become. The First Mate and The Pirate keep me on my toes. I’m having a blast carting the both of them to and from the library to have internet time.
The fact that I’m not currently working has allowed me to get things done for the family that otherwise would’ve required either myself or Ashya to take time off work.
I prayed that God would heal Mrs. VS. He has. When I stop to think about how she could be just lying in a Hospice bed, not knowing anyone, not responding to anything, I realize that God has blessed us for saving her family from the pain of watching her ebb away.
I have air in my lungs. I have food in the fridge. I have gas in the car. I have money in the bank. There are others out there off far worse than I.
Being thankful means more than looking at all your stuff and living for that. Being thankful means looking at your place in the universe and realizing that you are where you need to be.
Thank you God for all you’ve done for me in the past year.
Demotivational Poster: No Mr. Bond
Sadly Mr. Bond failed the vehicle defense roll. Quantum had gotten to Mr. Bond’s D20s
Demotivational Poster: Hover Tanks
The US Army is pleased to announce its new Aireborne Division. Applications can be made at any Army recruiting office….
No really we’re adding this feature for game balance.
Demotivational Poster: Flying Ninja Dogs
You know your GM was up late preparing for the game when your party is attacked by these.
Demotivational Poster: Nightlights
In brightest day,
In blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight,
Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light…
Especially when I have my blankie and teddy bear too.
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